Hello, my name is Liz, and I own a butt biter. That's right, my cat, Jezebel, is a bona-fide tried and true butt biter extraordinaire. Let me explain.
Jezebel is what one would call a bit of an affection whore, hence the name. She LOVES to be petted. She especially enjoys a good rubbing when a person is using the toilet. It doesn't matter if that person is planning a long visit or a quick in-and-out job. She comes in with motor a-blazin' and she rubs up against your leg, or the cabinet, or door, or whatever she can rub up against to get the love-fest started. Being that she is too cute to resist, I or Jeremy will begin to scratch her chin, back, grab her cat bag, etc. If I stop for any period of time she comes over to "rub" her face up against my exposed thigh. Then she opens up her mouth and bites your leg-butt. The leg-butt is the area between your upper thigh and cheek that tends to squish up when sitting on the toilet seat.
I had never actually experienced this before. I am not sure why; maybe I never gave up petting her. Jeremy had told me about this alleged butt biting, and I laughed thinking he was kind of mistaking her face rubbing mixed with the occasional exposed tooth to an actual chomp. No sir, today as I sat for only a moment, Jezie came in, like always, and when I stopped rubbing her for for mere seconds, she came over and nibbled my behind.
Shameful. Despicable. Adorable.
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